THE BUTTON
“I used 40,000 tokens to ask for a button color.”
EST. TOKENS
40,000
EST. COST
$0.42
VERDICT
The button is still blue.
EXHIBIT HALL — PERMANENT COLLECTION
Legendary acts of token combustion. Costs are illustrative estimates at public list prices. Names withheld to protect the guilty.
“I used 40,000 tokens to ask for a button color.”
“My agent rewrote half the repo to rename a variable.”
“The AI summary of the meeting cost more than the meeting.”
“I said 'thank you' to the model 3,400 times this quarter.”
“Our multi-agent crew deliberated for 25 minutes.”
“I pasted the entire codebase to fix a typo in the README.”
“I re-attached the same 60-page PDF to every question. All thirty of them.”
“Our 3,000-token system prompt explains the brand voice on every one of 12,000 monthly replies.”
“I asked the agent to clean up old branches. It read every diff since 2023.”
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